"Dennis Bergkamp"
(tune: "Winter Wonderland")
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
There's only one Dennis Bergkamp,
Walking along,
Singing this song,
Walking in a Bergkamp Wonderland.
"Bergkamp Wonderland"
Bergkamp's fuckin magic
He wears a magic hat
And when he saw the Arsenal
He said "I fancy that"
He didn't sign for Villa
Or Chelsea cause they're shite
He signed for the Arsenal
Cause they're fuckin dynamite.
Only one Dennis Bergkamp,
One Dennis Bergkamp,
Going along, singing a song,
Walking in a Bergkamp wonderland!
"We've got Dennis Bergkamp"
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp,
We've got Dennis Bergkamp
"Ode to Bergkamp"
(tune: "Copa Cabana" by Barry
Manilow)
His name is Bergkamp,
He is a striker.
When he puts that ball away,
You will hear all Highbury say:
That was a wonder goal,
That's put us on a roll.
There will be more points on the table,
For the Ar-se-nal
And in the next match,
When we are troubled,
Bergkamp will drive that ball right in,
And he'll cause a Highbury din.
He's a ten out of ten,
A striker above men.
He will show you what he's made of,
When he scores again!
Thank you D.Bergkamp,
You are a wonder.
I thank God that you are a Gunner.
Oh, thankyou Bergkamp,
You're such a wo-n-der
You're goals: they are smashing,
You give them a thrashing.
Dennis Bergkamp!
Ooohh the Highbury master.
"DB10"
(tune: "Popeye the Sailor Man")
He's Dennis from Amsterdam,
He's Dennis from Amsterdam,
He watches Eastenders
And glides past Defenders
He's Dennis from Amsterdam
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